Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*
Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’no
insteadevery few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
victory
(via forgave)
(Source: weheartit.com, via happiest)
(Source: i-n-h-a-l-i-n-g, via mistitled)
im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you
(via forgave)
